Tune: "That'll Be the Day" - Buddy Holly

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Tune: "I Cain't Say No" - from "Oklahoma"

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Tune: "Oh What a Night" - Marvin Junior

Oh what a night
You must give a toast that's smooth, but light
You're prepared - oh well, in truth, not quite
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Tune: "Blue Moon" - Richard Rodgers

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Limerick Verse - Lyrics Unlimited

There once was a quite well-known host
Quite unequaled in giving a toast
No one knew it of course
But this host has a source
Though he wrote all his toasts he would boast.